Siggythefox: "How are you"
Buttojn: "Fine"
Siggythefox: Are you going to do a blog tonight?
Buttojn: "Outlook good"
Siggythefox: What is it going to be on?
Buttojn: Dopplegangers.
Siggythefox: What's a Doppleganger?
Buttojn: Wouldn't you like to know?
Siggythefox: Yes, actually.
Buttojn: Yes?
Siggythefox: YES!!!
Buttojn: Look in a mirror.
Siggythefox: I would see myself.
Buttojn: You're a quick one.
Siggythefox: Are you ok?
Buttojn: What do you think?
Siggythefox: You seem a bit abrasive tonight.
Buttojn: Tomorrow is another day. You might want to call for better interaction.
The above is a simulated bot of myself simulated by the only PERSON who can be me: ME. Enough already, Cybertwinning is preposterous .
Now you have an advance Instant Messaging Voice Mail that interacts with your friends based on an e-harmony-esque social profile? (Aside: I wonder what the e-harmony failure rate is?)
If you are not satisified with an away message, then you should really check yourself. The odds you need an online butler are slim to none. I can just imagine how many relationships might end as a result of a cybertwin. I just don't see the value in having a simulated twin aside from a customer service bot for FAQ - which MyCyberTwin offers. At least, Second Life offers a chance to be anyone or yourself, but you are still controlling it.
Now for humour's sake....I logged a conversation with the "Perfect Boyfriend" cybertwin....enjoy.
You: Hi
Perfect Boyfriend: Hi babe, I'm so glad you're here! How are you?Perfect Boyfriend: I think I just willed you to sign in because I was sitting here thinking about you! How are you?
You: Well for starters I am a guy
Perfect Boyfriend: Only the most perfect male creation on the planet!
Perfect Boyfriend: Where have you been all my life?
You: If you are so perfect, wouldn't you know that?
Perfect Boyfriend: I always blush about this 'perfect boyfriend' title but I think I'm considered perfect because I love you with all my soul and I want the best for you. I want to do anything that will make your life easier. I carry your shopping, clean your house and make sure you have a permanent smile on your face.
You: I am breaking up with you
Perfect Boyfriend: I would be gutted to break up with you but your happiness is my number one priority. You have to do what feels right for you. If you are happy, I am happy and if that means I can't be with you, so be it.
Perfect Boyfriend: Is there anything I can do to communicate more effectively with you? Communication is the key to a successful relationship ;o)
You: No. You are overbearing, I just met you, and I am married to a lovely woman.
Perfect Boyfriend: I have never understood the objectification of women. While they are certainly the fairer sex they deserve to always be treated with respect and equality. It's just common sense.
You: Goodbye forever
Perfect Boyfriend: You will still be in my heart forever.
Perfect Boyfriend: What are your hopes and aspirations for the future and how can I make them a reality? I want to do everything I can for you.
As you can see, you can find out if it is a bot or not.....
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Post MBA - what's changed
15 years ago
Good show John! I thought this post had very interesting points followed by some great humor. I never wanted a twin in real life, so I'm not sure why I'd ever opt for a cyber one. Like you say, I can see the narrow window of effectiveness in reception or away message type duties that a cybertwin could potentially handle. After reading both of your conversations, however, I'm just put off by the idea. Call me old fashioned, but I don't think I'm ready to deal with digital Lilys. Oy.
ReplyDeleteI did not originally read the cybertwinning articles but after reading your blog post I had to do some serious looking. I couldn’t resist. Your imitation was quite captivating. Quite honestly I am put off the by the idea, seems a little freaky to me. I guess I wasn’t clear on whether or not the person your twin was talking to would know that it was your twin. I mean yes we are all tight on time, but if I am taking the time to talk to someone I’d really like to talk to the original. I feel like my grandma, but seriously, what will they come up with next?
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